For those of you who don't know, a rickshaw is basically a motorized tricycle with a poncho. It holds 3-7 people and you can hear it coming from a mile away. Their drivers are insane. Heres how a typical ride goes:
'Hello sir'....'Whadya want? ' (In hindi of course)....'I'd like to go to Thane, Naupada District. Do you know where that is?'....' No, but I could probably fake it.' [the engine revs up] ' Oy kutte! Move your ass! '....' Arre re! Khadde ko dekho, babu!'....'Please shuttup. I'm trying to concentrate...' 'Hey lookout! There's a cow!' Chup, Charlieji!' 'Aaaaaa I'm too young to die!'