U know wut? I have a cousin with the above name thats like, a super movie star in India...Well not yet, but she will be. Shes had some supporting roles in a lot of popular movies and she also does TV serials and commercials. I think thats really cool. And shes only 10 too. If you want to see her see Mission Kashmir. You can get it at Blockbuster.

Also on the mumbai-Pune expressway: The very beautiful, very green Khopoli Valley... a must see.

U know on the Mumbai-Pune expressway I saw a sign for the indian version of Viagra... they call it Mohabbat Gold.

One time I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom. When I came back from the bathroom I looked up at the window that was above the place where I slept. On the mosquito net I saw an outline of a lizard. I got kinda scared so I decided to wait until the lizard moved away. Just then, I saw the outline of a mouse run across the window sill. I decided, hey, I think I'll go sleep in the other room but first I'll wash my feet. So I opened the washroom door and there was, right on the ground in front of me, a cockroach about half the size of a soda can. Man, I may never sleep again.

Man the toilets here really dont qualify as toilets. All they are are little holes in the ground that you crap into. The only way they flush is you fill a bucket with water and dump it down the hole. Only an elite few here have real, chair-like toilets, which, thankfully, is most of my relatives. I don't like squatting.